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Biography of a creature named Saggee Khoranda

     Once upon a time in Africa there was a monster called by ordinary commoners the "Saggee khooranda". he was an idiot monster with shit sticking all over his body and the commoners were saying that he releases an annihilating bad smell that anyone who senses it gets mad and can never speak.

     The people say that he often attacks the villages around and finds some digged shit of the villagers and eat them and also it is said that he mostly eats seven-year digged shit cause he think that is a cure for his shit smell. he himself is not enjoying of himself because he knows that he is disgusting in every way tough he decided to live the rest of his fiendish life out in the mountain.

faithless coward!

     Once the battle between the sentinel and the scourge began he somehow thought he can be helpful for the sentinel. Shit head, so after a week he went to the camp of sentinel to get hired -fool- but he got fired because the tree of life was becoming dry so that the sentinels made the right choice and fired the filthy creature out to the side of the scourge. The "Saggee khoranda" was so upset and decided to help the scourge to revenge the sentinels, he kept walking to the fearsome scourge land, the land of death and disease and despair. The more he went through, the more he got hopeful of revenge till he reached the scourge land. He was so confident so he went right to the lich king.

After two days the news of death of lich king was in the mouth of people. The lich king got sick and mad when he met the Saggee khoranda. Now that the scourge leader was dead, the sentinel had won the war.

but in real the war did not come to an end.

The lich king who had been empowered by lord Archimond had an obvious weakness that he had to suck the energies of others to be alive and he was creating these energies by cultivating the universe power and storing it in some kind of energetic creatures so that he could make up his lack of energy by it. He had no problem with this until the Saggee reached the scourge land. With his coming all these energetic creatures melt to shit and there were nothing for the lich to suck but a shitty cock, so he died. With his death the power of this unholy creature inherited to nearest person to him and who could it be?

The Saggee khoranda.

the sentinel was so glad and honored and celebrating the great victory all over the realm supposing it is all over but the Saggee was planning to attack and to scourge the sentinel and to get his revenge.

he had no army force but he had become more powerful that he could then spread his killing smell to far away. He planed to attack from the back side of the sentinels and kills the great tree by casting the great seal of Evil's shit by shitting six sides of it. He got ready, he went to toilet and comforted himself to get the full power of lich then he started the journey. He walked over the hills those he had walked several days ago, he reached and beginning to set his plan. he was beside the tree of life, he took his tonokeh(pant) off and he started to relieve that he realized he had no shit to relieve because he had done that before he come here. he got nervous and all he was doing was just farting and farting. The sound of his fart was so loud so the soldiers heard the horrifying sound. The witches who were invulnerable to shit came and saw the early disgusting friend the Khoranda is trying to destroy the tree but they didn't realize how! They hit him on head by a shovel's handle and he died. The mighty Saggee khoranda was dead now. The witches took his sticky body to the far desert so that its body could be eaten by birds or dirtier creature but the god has not created a creature filthier than this. No bird ate him. Even the bacteria didn't consume it so his body didn't have the bad smell of the dead because his smell was worse than the dead.

it is said that his body is still there somewhere in Africas desert and some of the other magicians say that he has waked and walked from Africa to the middle Asia somewhere around the Alborz mountains beside the shore of the Caspian sea to start a new life thinking he has no intense bad smell anymore. He changed his name to Mahmoud Molaee to hide his filthy identity but we all know him now.

This pathetic wretch.

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پنجشنبه 29 مهر 1389-03:10 ق.ظ

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